What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

'Heads of State' Review: John Cena & Idris Elba in Amazon Buddy Comedy - The Hollywood Reporter

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

No go.

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do men like low maintenance women?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Pac-12’s new media rights deal will feel familiar to San Diego State fans - San Diego Union-Tribune

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

New Alzheimer’s blood tests make diagnosis easier — but they’re not right for everyone - San Francisco Chronicle

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

This May Be the Right Time to Raid Your Silver Drawer - Newser

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

The Surprising Way Five Days Of Junk Food Impacts Your Brain - MindBodyGreen

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Fed on Hold Leaves Wall Street Asking What It Will Take to Cut Interest Rates - Bloomberg.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Should The Braves Consider Offers On Chris Sale? - MLB Trade Rumors