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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:19

Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
'Heads of State' Review: John Cena & Idris Elba in Amazon Buddy Comedy - The Hollywood Reporter
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
No go.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do men like low maintenance women?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Pac-12’s new media rights deal will feel familiar to San Diego State fans - San Diego Union-Tribune
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
This May Be the Right Time to Raid Your Silver Drawer - Newser
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
The Surprising Way Five Days Of Junk Food Impacts Your Brain - MindBodyGreen
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Fed on Hold Leaves Wall Street Asking What It Will Take to Cut Interest Rates - Bloomberg.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Should The Braves Consider Offers On Chris Sale? - MLB Trade Rumors